I love travelling… Think all of you are starting to notice that by now!
Even so, as much as I love leaving this little island I call home, I love returning to it time and time again. Malta is small, overcrowded and loud; it is also a beautiful, warm, magical island, with lots of history, character, tradition and kind hearted (and nosy – yes, it is OUR WAY, deal with it!!!), happy people. It’s tourist season now, so we are at our best, and our worst… Traffic is a nightmare, beaches are overcrowded and service in restaurants slower and more hectic. Even so, it’s still a good place to be. It’s sunny, fun and friendly with lots of things to do and some great places to visit!
Today I read a review this random guy posted on Reddit bashing Malta (yes, apparently we’re all ugly, unhappy, racist apes – the country looks horrible and smells worse than shit!!!) – here’s a link to this genius’ review, I can tell he’s due literary award in the near future so please, check his work out! Divine writing skills with a splash of illiteracy (we’re Maltese not Malteese, numbnuts!! If you’re gonna diss a whole nation, the least you can do is spell their nationality right!)! Still can’t believe he hasn’t been snatched up by Lonely Planet yet!
Genius Review about Malta – this guy is such a sweetheart ❤
He seems like a miserable little man with too much sadness in his life and not enough love. So… I thought I would share some photos of my home, just to show everyone this place isn’t all that bad 🙂 Or is it????
We have lousy beaches…
Even lousier weather (it’s too hot for a swim anyway…)
Maltese traditions and culture suck… So does the architecture!
And there is basically nothing to see or do on this little, tiny island!!
Why, oh why, would anyone want to visit such a place!!! 😐
Visit this poor fella’s review, have a read…. I’m starting to think he visited some other island and failed to realise he wasn’t in Malta!!!
Much love.
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